"It is not like your kings and queens, in their pomp and luxury. I live in an ordinary house and spend every day trying to organise hundreds of people, the vast majority of whom have the intelligence of a pigeon, and who know nothing other than making preparations for Halloween.
"I can't stop for the reason I gave you earlier; there is nobody qualified to take my place that isn't a good deal more evil than I. That's why I tried to be Santa as well this year. I was tired, and so terribly bored."
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"It is not like your kings and queens, in their pomp and luxury. I live in an ordinary house and spend every day trying to organise hundreds of people, the vast majority of whom have the intelligence of a pigeon, and who know nothing other than making preparations for Halloween.
"I can't stop for the reason I gave you earlier; there is nobody qualified to take my place that isn't a good deal more evil than I. That's why I tried to be Santa as well this year. I was tired, and so terribly bored."